Writer/Comedian
NARRATIVE
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FICTION
CHILDREN’S BOOKS
The Last Golden Banana – Two monkeys find a buried treasure that comprises their friendship. (Read full description) Buy E-Book
Mishap Mary – Mary is a clumsy little girl who constantly gets herself into difficult situations, and then writes about them in her journal, Watson. (Read full description) Buy E-Book
HUMOROUS FICTION (Short Stories)
His Parent’s Divorce – A monkey enlists the help of the other zoo animals to jailbreak his parents out of the crap cage and get them back together.
Jebediah and the Cheeseburger – A young boy comes across a cheeseburger that turns out to be an evil teleportation device, and gets sent into different lands against his will.
NON-FICTION
SHORT STORIES
Martian Terrorist – On being Middle-Eastern after 9/11.
Chub Chub Piglet – On being addicted to sweets.
Mental Matters – About my late grandmother.
Baby’s Mama – On not conforming to Slutism.
Emo and the Beast – On my crush-turned-emo.
Defining Moment – On the day in second grade that I decided to be a writer.
IN THE WORKS
FICTION
Untitled "B.U.M.P. Academy" Adventure Novel – Nora discovers a very different kind of academy.
NON-FICTION
9 Lives – Memoir.
POETRY
A Dark Light – A collection of poetry.